May 2013
2 tags
yougotvexed:
reasons to let me cuddle you:
I will stick my cold hands all over your body
I’ll probably fall asleep on you and make cute sleep noises
I can lay there long enough for the second coming of christ
nuzzling???
I will be smiling the whole time
you’re warm and I’m not
let me leech your heat
please
blackromney:
blackromney:
someone just walked in my study wearing a meme shirt holy shit
H E SAW ME TRYIG NG TO TAKE A PICTURE AND SCREAMED “’ NO NOT AGAIN”” INT HE DEEPEST VOICE OH MY GOD
Ohmygod you guys....I just realized this
doctorspockspaceman:
One day we will all be sitting on our computers, on tumblr, while an award show plays on the tv in front of us
Benedict and his wife will be walking down the red carpet, posing and smiling for photos when all of a sudden….Ben reaches down to put his hand on her stomach
and then…tumblr blows the fuck up
just wait my friends…it will come soon enough…..
daddybatch
6 tags
The magician references just make me think of arrested development
ohmyharryfuckingpotter:
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caesarborgia:
glenfoy:
today i ordered coffee under the name “stannis” and i shit you not the barista called out “i have a regular caramel latte for the one true king of westeros”
#who knew davos worked at a starbucks
“The whole show was an attempt to say that humanity will reach maturity and...”
– Gene Roddenberry (on the “Star Trek Philosophy”)
assbuttmcgee:
mr-radical:
feeling intimidated by people you want to be really good friends with
#feeling intimidated by people you’re already friends with
Miss Piggy On Beauty
fearfullymade-locs:
thedameloves:
homeisaheartbeat:
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
Never too old to learn from the Muppets.
And this:
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary...
“One time I went shopping for shirts and suits, but then I found the most...”
– Benedict Cumberbatch, excerpt from Neigh magazine (via rosenlaui)
cmtilney:
thelilnan:
holy-punk:
how much old could an old sport sport if an old sport could sport old
the Gatsby jokes are getting really weird
Indeed they are old sport
hannahbeezy:
If I like you and I’m comfortable around you, I’m going to get weird.
A Japanese company has created a 13 foot Robotic...
did-you-kno:
The 13-foot tall and 4.5 ton weighting humanoid robot on wheels with all its 30 hydraulic joints can be operated directly from the cockpit or remotely using a smartphone with a 3G connection.
To compensate for its 6 miles per hour, the robot is equipped with a Gatling gun shooting 100 ball bearings per second. Presently Kuratas are announced to be available in 16 colors,...
miguel-the-sexy-and-powerful-god:
gaytectives:
theimpalaismyhome:
gingerjonasbrother:
my favorite thing about hiatuses is the way the fans go a bit dormant, and hide under mountains of fics and rewatches and other shows
but then something happens, filming starts, and suddenly
# WE AREN’T FANGIRLS # WE’RE FANDRAGONS
what happened to the sherlock fandom and why didn’t we go dormant...
Reblog if you have a friendship of more than 5...
arisuskirkland:
